Rumor Has It...

There have been NUMEROUS...
"Celebrity" Sighting.

JUST
THE "OTHER"
DAY,

I
HEARD,

Someone...

SAY.

That "they" were SEEN

In a Tank Top
At a Robin Thicke Concert.

GROOVING...

To "Blurred Lines".

There were people "whispering",
That "they" were in a Strapless Top...

ON FULL DISPLAY

While Jill Scott...Saaaaannnng...

"Living My Life Like It's GOLDEN!"

At Taste Of Chicago.

"They" even had the AUDACITY

To SHOW Up...

In a Sundress.

At a Chaka Khan Concert.

WHO ARE THEY?

I'll TELL You

IF...

You can KEEP a SECRET.

"THEY" Are...

My

"brand new"

"CUSTOM MADE"

gravity "defying"

Implants!

MY Sister named "them"

LAVERNE & SHIRLEY...
(Schlemiel...Schmaltz...Isn't that how the Theme Song started?)

Okay...

This may seem a "little"

Narcissistic.

After All...

They're just BREASTS...Right?

But,

"They" HAD Been with Me...
Since Adolescence.

Breast Cancer

"TOOK" Them in an INSTANT!

So..

Please INDULGE My BRIEF Flirtation,
With Narcissism!

RUMOR Has It...

"They" are BACK!
(Did I mention...I will "sag" before they will?)

There IS a LIGHT at the END of the Tunnel!

Stay Tuned...

More "Celebrity" Sightings To Come!

Until Next Time...